Are you a waste of space?
Are you a perfect user of living space? Are you taking up public housing with a snail-racing obsession? Has a trip to the loony bin left you with a desire for cheese&onion spaghetti? Find out the (hugely innaccurate) answer here!
Is your behaviour likely to lead those around you 'scarred for life,' or just searching for a handy weapon to try and knock some sense into you? I bet you have no idea, so try this and have a giggle!