You will be a literal genius or mind reader if you get 100%

Have you ever wondered if you were a genius? Well, this quiz will not tell you. Yep. That was not a typo. It will NOT. Because you'll just have to guess and not use your brain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock-knock (Who's there?) The chicken (The chicken knocked on the door of the idiot's house and you answered. You are not a genius. No need to take the quiz.)