would i like your music?**

this quiz is surely not a waste of your time unless you want it to be lol i’m so bored heheheheheheheheheehheehehehheehehheehehehehehehehehehehheheehheeh

A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard"Bonedigger, BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away in my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymoreIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call me, you can call me AlA man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I short of attention?Got a short little span of attentionAnd, whoa, my nights are so longWhere's my wife and family?What if I die here?Who'll be my role modelNow that my role model is gone, gone?"He ducked back down the alleyWith some roly-poly little bat-faced girlAll along, alongThere were incidents and accidentsThere were hints and allegationsIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call me, you can call me AlCall me AlA man walks down the streetIt's a street in a strange worldMaybe it's the third worldMaybe it's his first time aroundDoesn't speak the languageHe holds no currencyHe is a foreign manHe is surrounded by the sound, the soundCattle in the marketplaceScatterings and orphanagesHe looks around, aroundHe sees angels in the architectureSpinning in infinityHe says, "Amen and Hallelujah!"If you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you…