Which music teacher are you?

Have you ever wondered which teacher you are most like? Well now is your chance to find out! Don’t let your mind bLOCK this out. Decide WhEATHER or not you would like to find out the truth! So get DRESSed and “red-eye” to take this quiz!😬😬😬😬

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When you are less than a foot away from someone how loud do you talk?
- Um not that loud
- I’M NOT THAT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wait, what was the question?
- Not loud unless theyre in my oFFICE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!
- (Talks super quiet while saying) “normal volume”
You fart in front of a student. What do you do?
- WHOOPS! I POOTED IN HERE!
- 😬 ...excuse me...
- Wait was that me?
- I would NEVER be so unprofessional!
- Lol I wouldn’t do that.. but I know some of my colleagues do.
What would a random discussion in your class most likely be about?
- That I’m the HOTTEST teacher at this school!!!!
- A dumb story the guys are telling about vaping and drugs
- How someone’s weekend was
- Can someone call my phone? I cant find it anywheres
- I would never have a random discussion in MY serious class!
Who’s your favorite person?
- Uhhh I forget...
- People??? Pfft!! Dogs are WAY better!!
- My children and family
Liz invites you to a concert at school. How do you respond
- I go to support her.
- “I guess I HAVE to go!!! LOL” 😉
- I’ll go if I remember. But I may have to find my keys that day
- I’m sorry I am too busy 😬
How is your relationship with your students?
- Some kids like me, some don’t
- I am SOOOO cool! The kids LOVE ME!!!! (Delusional)
- Who are the kids again?
- Everyones pretty cool I think :)
What do you think of prism?
- The music sucks.
- So stressful!!!!!
- The kravis center is too big. I lose everything there.
- Liz is in too many things!!!!
- We cant punish liz for being in too many things!!
- Where is prism? I forget myself sometimes
You see a random student in the hall. What’s something you may say/do?
- Look like you’re falling asleep or getting lost. Maybe say hi if I even notice them.
- HMMMM!!!! That candy bar looks so HEALTHY!! (Sarcastically)
- YOU DIDNT SAY HI TO ME!!!! HOW RUDE
- QUACK QUACK I WALK LIKE A DUCK
- Where am I?
- 😬
- Hello
- Smile and wave
You get mad at your student(s). What do you do?
- Pull them aside and reprimand them
- Yell at them in front of the whole class
- Forget that you’re mad
- Possibly subtley mention that “someone” has done something wrong in front of the class
- Give a really quiet but intense lecture
- Give a really loud lecture
- Give a regular lecture
- Scream (even louder than usual) after them in the hallway
Do you think Liz has a photographic memory
- LOL NO WAY
- No doubt in my mind
- YES
- Wait what is that?
- Uh idk
Are you humble?
- Ya for the most part
- YES I’M THE MOST HUMBLE PERSON THERE IS!!!
- No lol
What animal do you walk like?
- Penguin
- Idk any confident one I guess
- A sloth that’s about to fall over
- Um...a human?
What do you do in an awkward situation?
- Go: 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
- Make the other person feel awkward
- Say something loud, rude, and unhelpful
- Forget what the situation was about
- I caused the situation to be awkward
- Talk really quiet and make the other person feel intimidated
Someone tells you something and asks you to keep it confidential. Who do you tell?
- No one-I’ll forget it anyways
- Everyone possible! I dont mean to, I just cant keep quiet!
- No one. I respect their privacy.
- No one. That would be unprofessional
How professional and appropriate would you honestly say you are?
- Extremely
- As much as possible
- Kind of
- I dont remember
- Lol not at all. I’m more unprofessional than some students!
What do your colleagues think of you?
- They trust me
- They think I’m childish and annoying
- They think I’m a liability
- They think I am forgetful and irresponsible
- They think I’m professional
- They think I’m structured and organized
Whats the worst thing you’ve lost?
- My mind
- My empathy
- Nothing. I’m too professional to lose things.
- A competition
- My temper
You need help tying a tie. Who do you ask?
- Liz🤪
- I know how to tie my own ties (or if you’re a girl-you know how to dress yourself and dont need ppls help lol)
- I wouldn’t ask someone to help. It’s unprofessional.
- I lost all my ties.
- Ms wagner or ms schreiber
If you did something nice for a student..
- I would expect something in return
- I would keep reminding them about it 90 days after the fact
- I would forget i even did it 2 sec later
- Id just do it out of the goodness of my heart
What’s a complaint someone would have about you
- You’re too intimidating
- You’re too unorganized or irresponsible
- You’re too rude, mean, or hypocritical
- You’re too awkward
- You’re too scary
- You’re too indecisive
- You’re too mysterious or confusing
You see Liz in the parking lot. How do you react?
- Honk at her 90 times, wave, and yell LIZZZZZ louder than anything in the entire world, while confusing every single car around you making them think you’re honking at them
- Not notice
- Stare at each other awkwardly for 90 yrs
- Say a nice warm hello
- Say hi before going back to your car to find your phone
What’s a likely reason that you went to your car in the middle of the day?
- To look for your keys or wallet
- To look for your phone
- You dont remember why
- I would never go to my car in the middle of the day! That is unprofessional!!
- To load some music equipment
- I probably wouldn’t ever need to
Would the department ever have to go on LOCK(pol)down because you lost your keys
- Yes
- I dont remember (but yes, and they’d have to call for backup)
- No way
Whats your favorite concert of the year
- Not prism, not impromptu, not pops
- Piano concerts
- Chorus concerts
- Jazz concerts
- Band concerts
- Orchestra concerts
What does your work space look like?
- So messy I cant find anything! Even when i clean it it just gets messy again!
- Very messy. I never clean it but I wouldnt remember where i put stuff anyway so 🤷‍♀️
- Its pretty neat
Whats a typical conversation one may overhear you having in the hallway?
- Apologizing to some kids for farting at them or doing something else embarrassing
- Talking about a concert
- Asking if you’re ok bc you look unwell
- I wouldn’t talk much to students bc i dont know too many of them
- Asking about auditions for your class
- Asking to borrow your keys
What’s a funny joke or story you’re likely to tell?
- “Thats what she said” jokes
- Some random funny story about my family this past weekend
- A dad joke
- Yo momma jokes
- I forget jokes and stories so idk
- A joke that’s really a roast to someone
If a student came to you with a personal problem how would you react?
- Be cold and say you don’t want to talk about their family business
- Give them advice and make time to talk to them
- Let them do most of the talking but you’ll listen
- I would probably send them to the guidance counselor if it was too personal
You have a problem with a student. Will you tell them?
- Maybe, but I might just ask my colleague to tell them.
- Oh ya. And I’ll shout it out for everyone to hear
- If I remember maybe
- Yes, and I’d do it professionally
- I’d pull them aside and talk sternly
What is a likely behavioral issue to happen in your class?
- A student joking around calling you by your first name
- A full on crisis such as a staring student and a student running wild across campus
- A kid switching spots with a friend to see if they notice
- Liz disagreeing with something you say
- A kid complaining or turning in something late
How much does liz miss you on a scale from 1-10
- 1 or 2
- 10
- 8
- 7
- 6
If Liz was crying how would you react?
- Be extremely caught off guard but pretend to be kool for the moment
- Be genuinely concerned
- Care but dont get involved
- Be chill about it but care
- Get mad at her for crying
What would you have your student aids do?
- Make copies
- Clean my office and get me coffee
- Help me organize papers
- Run errands to the office
- Help me not lose stuff
- Take 90 years to explain to them
Are you a jealous person (honestly)
- Yes
- No
Cats or dogs?
- Katzes
- Rogs
What superlative would you get?
- Most likely to be made fun of for your name
- Most likely to be made fun of for your accent
- Most likely to morph into a duck or penguin in the middle of your sleep
- Most likely to trip and fall into a toilet in the middle of the hallway
- Most likely to get lost in your own house
- Most likely to have your face stuck like 😬 24/7
- Most likely to win the world record for slowest typer
- Most likely to win world record for losing the most things
Are you a sensitive person
- Yes
- No
What do you do when upset
- Lash out
- Calm down in solitude
- Complain
- Cry
- Sulk

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