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There were three of us, one girl said, what day is it? We laughed so hard we got stitches, then I said its Tuesday. My other friend just stared at me and cracked up laughing, then I got really confused, then she said, you idiot, it's Monday, the day after Sunday, wishful thinking! Then I laughed and the first girl said, never am I ever asking you what day it is again. Then we all laughed for hours.

"My husband is crazy, when ever she says her line she starts to roll on the floor laughing." I was in a play and was married to my girl bFF.

"My underwear is soked in mud, lets go power dry it."My friends kinda threw me in a river.

1. So one day at school, i was talking to my friend and suddenly i felt that special feeling inside me. Suddenly i blurted out,"Hey uh can i have your phone number, i need to tell you a secret? i think i like someone..." and my crush was right behind me. (epic fail!)(BTW And this may not be the dumbest thing i've ever said but, its one of my top)

Sis: connect zebras and grapefruit.
Me: Zebras eat grapefruit.

Sis: Have you ever seen a zebra eat a grapefruit?

Me: Have you ever seen a grapefruit eat a zebra?

um ok so... i was in 7th grade and me n some guy frnd well we were discussing countries n their capitals.. so eventually the topic turned to what is italy.. a country or a capital.. ( lol i know that's stupid) he was right he said its a country and its capital is rome.. but then i was so confused i said rome is the country n italy's the capital.. that started a huge fight... we fought over it in school in cafetaria basically everyone knew bout it! then i finally took an atlas n confidently shoved it in his face.. he showed it back to me and i was soooooooooooooooooo oooooo embarresed the worst moment.. till this day i havent dared argue with that guy! :P sorry but i know was kinda lame

"Your foot is like a pie, i wanna eat it!"

ok so one day i was with my frined, and she said, do you hate justin biber? I said yes i do i will knock the bejesus outta him and beat the devil outta him. My friend stared at me really weird.

"I know how you feel."