What kind of bug are you?
Some bugs are annoying. Some are ugly. Some are pretty. Some have six legs, some have more. Some bugs stink. Some . . . I don't know. I don't go around sniffing bugs!
What kind of bug are you? Are you ugly? Are you annoying? Are you pretty? Are you smelly? Are you pathetic or scary? Are you mean? Are you evil? Is this quiz dumb?