Tippes Abandoned Quiz

Yep! The title doesn’t lie. This quiz will find out what day of the week you are. One time I showed it to Albert Einstein, and he was considerably impressed.

I need 150 letters. Markus Alexej Persson, also known as Notch, is a Swedish video game programmer and designer. Oh yes he is. a slit made to serve as a record c : a rounded indentation

Created by: tippecanoe

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What is your favorite peanut butter?
- Jif
- Skippy
- Reese’s
- Other
- I believe every peanut butter was created equal
- I hate peanut butter
- I’m allergic to peanut butter
- What is peanut butter?
Do you think the “Why did the chicken cross the road” joke is funny?
- Yep! Hahahahaha!
- I hate that joke and I need it to die
Uh oh! Looks like the zombie apocalypse is happening. You can save either the dog or the cat, but not both. The dog is already dying. Who do you save?
- Obviously the cat. The dog is gonna die anyway.
- Obviously the dog. I need to even out their chances of dying.
When you play rock paper scissors, what do you choose?
- Definitely rock. I mean, come on. It’s rock.
- Definitely scissors. Not as obvious as rock, but not as wimpy as paper.
- Definitely paper. Nobody expects you to choose the little wimpy paper, even though it can beat rock.
When you hear the word “dinosaur,” what do you think of?
- Just dinosaurs
- A huge, monstrous Tyrannosaurus Rex
- One of those big long neck dinos
What state do you live in?
- Missouri
- Colorado
- Tennessee
- Idk who cares
- I don’t live in the USA
- Ha! I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get my personal information! If I answer this question, then you’ll drive over to my house and give me the jam. Well, forget it buddy, because I’m not answering!
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate the fact that I didn’t include the other states in the last question?
- 1 or 2
- 3 or 4
- 5 or 6
- 7 or 8
- 9 or 10
- You already mentioned my state
What is your favorite color?
- Red
- Orange
- Yellow
- Green
- Blue
- Purple
- Pink
- Black, White, Gray, Brown, or Clear (Is clear even a color? Gosh, maybe I should make that my next question)
Do you considor clear to be a color?
- Yes
- No
- You spelled consider wrong
If you dig a six foot hole, how deep is that hole?
- 1.8 meters
- 41 feet
- Idk. Math isn’t exactly my strong suit.
Do you not think the Earth isn’t flat? (Don’t be unsure to not pick the wrong answer)
- Yes
- No
What sport do you play?
- Bowling
- Sports are for girls
What is the opposite of eat?
- Drink
- Feed
- Vomit
- Starve
- Poop
What do you call a fat person?
- Fat
- Big
- Obese
- Plus Size
- Overweight
- Cow
- Whale
Which question do you think will affect your results the most?
- 1 or 2
- 3 or 4
- 5 or 6
- 7 or 8
- 9 or 10
- 11 or 12
- 13 or 14
- This one

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