University of Non-consensual Whale facts

yeah this quiz is fun and legit if you take it you get to see a really hot dude at the end of the quiz. so i assure you its not completely useless. maybe it is but whatever. DO IT FOR THE HUSBANDO BOOM (please reach the 1 on the ranks)

I LOve burritos tasty goodness. pepis... think about that... boo im a cow. i like to smother my grapes with jelly. i am talking out of the other end of me because i need to fill this space with stuff. SPAWN OF SATAN.

Created by: a human :-)

How old are you?
- 0-18
- 18-25
- 25-30
- im really old.
Do I care about your age?
- No
- No
What is your gender?
- female
- male
- trans
- non-binary
- crappotato
do I care about your gender? (yes, every no affects your answer)
- No
- No
- no
- no
- no
- no
- no
- shut up.
someone comes over and B slaps you, QUICK how do you respond???? D^:
- i b slap them back
- kiss them
- catch there hand before they do it
- give them a penny
- cry
do you buy your napkins?
- I 'steal' them from wendys
- yes
- i use toilet paper/leafs
- i dont need napkins
i get mine from wendys.
- okay
- okay
QUICK pick a word
- HAIR GROW LONG LIKE CHIA
- MONEY GO LONG LIKE NIA
- I AM THE BIG IDEA
- MY TWINS BIG LIKE TIA
- TIA TAMERA
The potato pie strolled down the street like a goose on the run and then miss penny who was engaged to the pie asked baker for paddy cake to bake on flake of a cake in a lake.
- Oh did the orange meet the apple for a bite of tea?
- I certainly hope so...
- a peck of pickled poppers for the jelly juice jam
- stairs go well on tacos
choose a saying
- "one of us is right, the other one is you"
- "Hang on! Let me overthink this."
- "Its only a matter of time before they add 'syndrome' to my last name"
- "I am nobody. No body is perfect. I am perfect."
- "Today I just realized the word bed actually looks like a bed."
- "I was a people person, but people ruined it for me"
- "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious spaces"
- "I eat cake because its somebodies birthday some where else"
who is elon musk?
- A nerd who watches anime and plays video games
- a very smart rich man
- my dad
- Einstein incarnate
on a scale of 1-10 how cringey would you be?
- 11
- 10-9
- 8-7
- 6-5
- 4-3
- 2-1
- 0
QUICK a really hot guy touches the no no spot what do you do?
- freak out
- beat him up
- blush
- buy a burrito
- b slap him
what is oppai
- what?
- heaven
- deliciousness
- the good stuff
- no
how do you open your oranges?
- with a fork and kanife
- with my hands
- with my butt
- i just eat straight as is
- i dont like oranges
Suicide is technically self defense since you have killed the person who was trying to kill you.
- Yes
- No
- what?
gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people.
- where do you come up with this crap
- ...
will you comment
- Yes
- idk

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