The quiz that doesn't make sense.

Welcome, brave soul, to this quiz—a quiz designed solely to confuse, befuddle, and mystify you. Here, answers are not what they seem, and the questions are whispers from forgotten clouds. Did you know that oranges are secretly blue, and that socks are actually the true rulers of the universe?

As you proceed, remember: the correct response to "What time is it?" is always 37 o'clock, and the fastest way to solve a riddle is to stare deeply at a bowl of spaghetti. Do not trust the data, the numbers, or your own thoughts—reality is but a suggestion. Now, prepare to be utterly wrong as you embark on this journey through this quiz.

Created by: cloudynights

...WEIRD QUIZZES..

If Steve and a dog each have 4 bananas in January and 3 trees on Wednesday, how many grapes does Elton John have in New York?
- 12
- 19
- 31
- 27
- 10
- 3
- 91
- 26
What color does a dream turn when it's forgotten?
- Purple
- Seven
- Wednesday
- February
- Red
- Apple
Is the number zero even lonely?
- Yes
- No
What’s the weight of a whisper on a windy day?
- Blue
- Ten
- Grapes
- March
- April
- Red
- One hundred
If a book and a pencil both wear hats on Thursday and drink 2 cups of tea every morning, how many stars does Beyoncé have in her backyard?
- Angry
- Nine
- 11:24
- Suit
- Bus
- Ten thousand
If a cloud and a spoon each dance 6 times on Tuesday and eat 2 cookies, how many carrots does Shakespeare plant in New York?
- Seven hundred
- 10:20
- Sunflower
- Yellow
- Man
An apple is...
- The first atomic bomb
- A friend
- An enemy
- My lover
- The wall
- My favorite vegetable
- A wonderful hat
- A projectile weapon
What if you were the kid of a centaur and a mermaid and you got the human half of both. So now you're just some random person.
- That'd be weird
- Cool
- Fun!
- Would I get any of the other powers or anything?
What songs are they playing in Hell?
- All I Want For Christmas Is You
- Never Going To Give You Up
- Astronaut In The Ocean
- Baby Shark
What if Rowan made a quiz and it was absolutely the lowest quality quiz on the site?
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay
- Okay

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