The Purity Test

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For some reason the quiz thing forces me to make a second paragraph so I'm just gonna put the alphabet in here... a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Created by: sam.

What is your race?
- White
- An inferior race
Are you a part of the LGBTQ community?
- I am, and quite proud!
- I am, but I'd rather not talk about it.
- Not currently, but I've been thinking about it.
- Not at all.
What is the best type of government?
- Democratic
- Communist
- Theocratic Monarchy
- Monarchy
Are you a furry?
- I'm furry and proud.
- Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
- Eh, I'm into the rule 34 stuff if y'know what I'm saying >:)
What is your religion?
- Dremist
- Christian
- Athiest
- Catholic
- Buddhist
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
What is the most holy out of the following?
- Charles White Jr.
- The Pope
- God (Or Gods)
- Dirt
- Diagonal-Cut Sandwich
How do you cut your sandwhiches?
- Diagonal
- Horizontal
- Vertical
- I don't even eat sandwiches...
Is punching your bruise a good thing?
- Yes. I am a psycopathic serial killer.
- Of course not! I'm a functional member of society!
Which of the following dates is considered to be the 69th of Dream Month?
- December 25th
- February 14th
- April 1st
- October 31st
- September 21st
- There is no such thing as Dream Month
Do you rember?
- ...what?
- Of course I rember.
- The 21st of sepber?
- I hope to gain your support in pushing the USSR's reign to all other countries in the world.
Who exactly are you in the friend group?
- The diffuser
- The mom friend
- The fight-starter
- The athlete
- The brains
What is an azafata? No looking it up.
- A female flight attendant!
- A boy
- A girl
- A father
- One of the original founders of the USSR
- Winnie the Pooh
- ...I looked it up anyways
Do you support the Rock?
- Always and forever.
- There's no way. The man is literally a part of WWE
Where was Mario first spotted in real life?
- Lake Superior
- Your grandmother's home
- The Eiffel Tower
- The Beach
What is the best type of music?
- Rap
- Hip-hop
- Lofi
- Pop
- L's Theme [DUBSTEP REMIX]

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