The "How Republican Are You" Quiz That Wasn't Written By A Flamin

Find out just how Republican / Conservative you really are. Republicans believe that families are the building blocks of society, that morality is about more than what you want, that equality is more than skin deep, and that with hard work anyone can live the American Dream.

Find out how your beliefs line up against the values of the party that ended slavery. supported women's suffrage, won the Cold War, and took on the War on Terror.

Created by: Michelle
  1. If anything, you believe that George W. Bush has been disappointingly liberal in his last term.
  2. While you might not always agree with Ann Coulter, you at least give her the respect of reading her "evil" quotes in context.
  3. You believe that guns are tools to be used rightly or wrongly, and that a determined killer will use anything at his disposal.
  4. You don't have a lot of respect for the public school system -- those that can't may teach, but the public schools can't even seem to do that.
  5. You believe in Christ and you take Him seriously -- after all, He's either God or He isn't.
  6. You believe that every time the MSM cries "bias!" an angel gets his wings.
  7. Your dictionary's definition of "fair" does not include punishing the rich for having money.
  8. You believe that peace comes about when no one wants to kill you anymore -- not when they succeed.
  9. You support gays having the same right to marriage as everyone else. Any gay man can marry any gay woman, and that's fine by you.
  10. You're still searching the Constitution for that "right of the President to rape women and lie under oath" clause.
  11. You are completely in favor of treating God's creation with respect and dignity. However you are not quite sure He meant to create men to be less important than endangered slugs.
  12. You keep asking liberals why it is hypocritical to think rapists are more deserving of death than unborn children.
  13. Millionaire celebrities who want to trash the president remind you of Monty Python, "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"
  14. You don't feel you must be completely perfect to recognize that some things are wrong -- after all, you are only relaying the message from Someone who is perfect.
  15. You believe that "diversity" is not necessarily a good thing in and of itself. Bad does not become good just because it is different, and discernment is needed to tell the difference.
  16. You actually believe that skin color doesn't matter, and oppose special treatment for minorities just as vehemently as special treatment for whites.
  17. You believe in the American Constitution, and die a little bit every time you read a Supreme Court opinion that references what the French are doing.
  18. You lay awake at night worrying about Global Warming -- except when you are more concerned about that Global Cooling scare you remember from the 70s.
  19. You realize that Republicanism has made you a racist and a bigot, just like your fellow Republicans: Abraham Lincoln, Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Booker T. Washington, Jackie Robinson, Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice...
  20. You believe that America is a land of opportunity, and that anyone can follow his dreams here -- as long as they aren't hamstringed by heavy Robin Hood style taxes to feed a privileged welfare class.

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