The Sheriff's Profile

"sorry, we're taking you in bud"

"not gonna"

"put your hands in the air. you're under arrest. you have the right to remain silent"

"*feels bad for the cat and decided to put it out of it's missery*"

"*shoots raiden for rioting*"

"*shoots Elincia several times for murdering Knighty*"

"when i use this account i act differenty and will reffer to it as the sheriff instead of as myself. if it's it's just casual conversation it..."

"should it be in the stage whenever i post on this account? im technically role playing when i use it."

"it's important evidence"

"you'll rot in jail for this acrimony"

"we just got out admission of guilt"

"yes, it's a kkk meeting"

"the temporal police agency has no jurisdiction here cause my watch is broken"

"neither do we"

"you're under arrest"