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"In the year 1923, I was running a TGI Fridays, it was bumpin"

"Ah, more time to tell you of my legend. You seem very patient!"

"FOOL!!!!"

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"*suddenly moves again, points cane at Nylith* FOOL, I wanted coffee not tea! I cannot tell my tale without coffee!"

"*still standing verryyyyyyyyyy stillllll*"

"*stands still, almost statue like, blank expression*"

"Bring me my tea! I cannot tell a story without tea!"

"FOOOOOOOOOOL!"

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"I once had a cool car and a pompadour."

"My legend begins in the 12th century!"

"Two"

"Fools! Today is my birthday! Cebrate it grandly."

"They rode with me in big car! Do you doubt me? Fool! You sir, are the fool. I am Exalibur!"