TheAlchemyst's Profile

"I'm gonna cosplay Feng and Liling to make me feel better. Hopefully. I honestly feel so empty right now. I just cried f"

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"hey be nice to frick he's had a rough time alpha and diner won't leave him alone"

"Paper, Sins, and Frick. Heph: HOW ARE YOU"

"Heph: ANRI"

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"Heph says, and I quote, "Go away meanie face.""

"How so? I suppose."

"Slapping him would probably just make him laugh. I shouldn't complain, though, I enjoy my work, and enjoy teaching them, eve"

"Slap who? If you are referring to Jaen, he is a male. Fun? All I do is work. Joan is married to a Necromancer, but al"

"No, you are right, it is not. We're immortal, yes. I'm The Alchemyst, Joan is the Enchantress, and Jaen is the Red Mage."

"Jaen and Joan have been rivals for over 200 years. It's a common thing around here."

"Other than a bruise on her forehead, yes. Jaen laughed at her though, so I doubt she'll be back in my house for another month or two."

"She's still not quite used to the fact she's no a spirit anymore, and has a solid form."

"What, poof? And not really, it's just irritating to clean up the mess. I see."