Temeraire's Profile

"I apologize. I fell asleep last night in a particularly warm corner"

"I'm still here"

"It's pleasant on the scales, is if not?"

"Every now and then you should fly some water in. Have a steam shower"

"Clever. So it's always warm"

"What kind of lair do you have here. Is it a cave, a pavilion, or one of those new mobile ship enclosures"

"I have a question, if I may"

"And as far as my current account pfps are concerned, since I'm not unpacking my laptop again tonight, this is the "cutest" my pfps go. I don..."

"*performs a bombing run over you*"

"Well, I'm here"

"The Stage"

"Someone call in the military?"

"But my Laurence wasn't the mother of all dragons. He was an admiral."

"I'm sorry to have mistaken you. My Laurence is a guy. He is my captain and I seemed to have misplaced him."

"Beg pardon my intrusion, but I would like to ask, you wouldn't happen to be my Laurence, would you?"