Starbucks guy's Profile

"hey . do you know jacob?"

"hey i know someone called jacob"

"no one lol"

"i have a brother called jacob actually"

"hey im not trying to be u btw.. my name is simon and you're jacob"

"hey everyone"

"I'm not trying to be anyone, I don't understand you guys"

":("

"Hey man I'm not trying to be you. Unless you were Shawn mandes fan and Starbucks king? Lol"

"yeah i never said I was you cuteboy123.. can I call you Jacob?"

"I'm not even talking to you ??? i want to be your friend"

"lol I'm not trying to be anyone, my old accounts was shawn mendes fan and starbucks king. do we like the same things or someth"

"No you don't?? You just said I was a princess?? Lol what are you on crack? Also I'm not making fake accounts, stop accusing ppl..."

"Ok :) So what's up?"

"Why? hey smiley I don't think i know you"