Spidersman's Profile

"Guess sad-clown-core is a thing, now."

"Why is it that some people think gothic makeup means sad clown makeup?"

"Ew."

"Now then, I really need to figure out how to properly mail spiders."

"When people ask what your job is, do you mention that you're also a full-time creep, or do we not talk about that?"

"When people asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up, I bet that was your answer, too."

"I like how you just hide behind others and silence someone whenever you don't like what they say. You'd make a great Amber Herd."

"But that also means you have the right to say dumb s--- and pretend you're doing something. Lmao"

"The First Amendment is still a thing, and I don't need you to approve my thoughts, feelings, or experiences just because you weren't even th..."

"Imagine having you're pawn talk to me because you're so scared to approach me yourself. Using people will never get you anywhere."

"But don't worry. Spiders will always love you."

"You know, I think some people should stick to their fictional crushes, but then again, I suppose some people are just so nasty inside not ev..."

"I checked my phone and figured nobody would message me. I was right. Nobody did."

"Honestly, I'm kind of surprised you still exist."

"Anyway, just me spouting a bit of nonsense. Figured a new thread would be nice."