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"And it's the middle of the friggin summer! >:o"

"The reason I said no is because I'm Ivan's pet, and I don't want you to get hurt when he freaks out and sees you riding me..."

"Well, *sigh* fine."

"Tray smiled happily."

"Why is that sad?"

"Uhhhh....uhhhh....uhhh.....hmmm.....let's see.....eh.....no."

"No need to fear! Russian Unicorn is here! :D"

"Thanks for helping. ^^"

"Okay."

"We'll have to mask the scent. Dead unicorns leave a weird smell..."

"Ugh, fine. -.-"

"0.0 You'll help me hide from the po-po right?"

"To shoot rare vermillion Ukrainian unicorns?"

"...it's just not as fun as used to be...I don't know vat vent vong..."

"Okay, so I know I said I was gonna leave, and I will, but I've just realized that life is too boring during the summer, so I need contact wi..."