Real Bill Cipher's Profile

"Well kiddo, I was thinking, does any of you kids want to make a deal?"

"Don't believe me? Fine. We'll just see who will have the final laugh."

"Listen up people, I didn't open up this portal to electronic devices for no reason. Things might get a little strange around here now. Watch..."

"Character sheet There is none. We make it up as we go."

"2 dumb kids and a girl and a fat guy and an old guy try to defet a handsome smart guy like me. They fail and burn to crisps. The end. Anyone..."

"You can call me your new emperor for all eternity. Yay."