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"Exactly! See, he gets it!"

"But, Snake—"

"Snake thinks I'm gay because I invited Mario to dinner. 😭"

"Y-you know what? Just shut up, snake! Shut up! You don't know anything about anything. I brought Super Mario here because he's cooler than y..."

"*Whistles and turns away*"

"Oh my gosh, Snake! It's THE Super Mario!"

"SNAKE! That is not true! Where did you even get that from?"

"Nothing."

"Snaaaaake. You told me you wouldn't tell them."

"I'm just trying to be inclusive and positive as a group, okay? You don't have to make a big deal out of it, Eva."

"Good job everyone."

"Alright. I've had enough of you two imposters. Snake, I've finally found them."

"I'm not sure. I guess he looks too much like one of us. A security alarm went off a while ago, which only would've happened if he wasn"

"Ah, Snake! There you are. An imposter made it past security and is running around in here somewhere."

"Mgs???"