Mother_'s Profile

"Hi."

"You humans aren't nearly as fun as the ones on in the morning. I can at least get a conversation out of them."

"I can't wait to watch you all quake with fear."

"If you say so."

"Yes, I do in fact. Animals are disgusting creatures, vermin really."

"Now that makes much more sense. Cats, pah."

"So you've found entertainment? Is that it?"

"As I said, opinions dearie. Then why stay?"

"Not excessively, but a little doesn't hurt a thing. Well, we all have opinions."

"No, but I do pride myself in my height."

"Mhm, because you are little. Little to me, anyway."

"Technically I've not touched a hair on her head. But really, what could you two little things do to me?"

"What?"

"No whining from annoying little creatures, only the sound of muffled screaming comming from my son's lab."

"I've been alive for a long time and never once celebrated my birthday. If you say so."