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"If he goes off, I'm seriously going to jump out a window."

".....Am I going to get attacked again?"

"How?? He can't stand humans!"

"Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god. Is that real? Are you sure?"

"*he crosses his arms, looking confused* Well?"

"So he managed to find a noble outside of our family?"

"Did you know most of our cousins married within the family? I've learned a lot of things from Alikane that we're not supposed to know. App..."

"Jesus, didn't see that coming. Is it Helena?"

"What! *he steps back from the window, looking at her like he's waiting for the punchline*"

"Right. Call me some time. I'm really sorry to leave you like this, but I can't be here when he comes back."

"Ahhhhh, no, I don't. But trust me, I listen to every single screaming, raging voicemail he leaves. I wouldn't want to miss that. "

"He has my number."

"*he is already on his feet and pacing the room* I've never actually been in this basement before, have you? I kind of assumed "

"Well. Joke's on him, I'm jumping out the nearest window and running for it."

"Dammit. *he moves to sit upright on the couch, noticing a burning sensation on both of his arms as he does* So how"