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"Ignore Jeremy. I do it all the time."

"Bruh, I worship their strawberry cheesecake. Idk, they give me money to file them"

"...a pet? What kind?"

"Jeremy~ I'm getting tired Jeremy. Its time for the next cycle, Jeremy"

"Dude there's no murder in a cheesecake factory, don't be f---ing stupid. Yeah, just not *my* taxes"

"I'll buy you a cheesecake. Probabaly, I commit tax fraud."

"But Jeremy. I'm in the apartment next door. Just unlock your door."

":) Hello Jeremy"

"Nothing. It consumes nothing. The head consumes the tail. dumb---"

"I'm...im coming. I miss you."

"[s]destroy me, instead Jer[/s]"

"I...I would like that. Just for one more night. Its set to storm afterall"

"I miss laying against you."

"if I catch you. I need to end you."