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"Erm, well... Samus..."

"Samus, you don't have to pick a fight with him. Adam's just being Adam."

"*laughs*"

"Daddy Malkovich. No, wait! Dadam! Get it?"

"..."

"Adam:"

"Adam:"

"Adam:"

"Adam: *licks a rock*"

"Adam: *shoves chips in his mouth*"

"Oh, cool! I get to be an uncle!"

"Ahahahaha. Oh, man... I'm out. See y'all."

"Die, forum, die."

"But, you know, it could always be worse, somehow. Your room may not be yours alone, but it IS your space where you do things how you w"

"42. Ian Malkovich--Rp reasons, but also 'cause I like him. I now claim both Malkovichs"