I am a penis's Profile

"For the record, I am a much better writer than Meyer. >:P"

"Jacob barked in pleasure like the slutty puppy he was, both startled yet eager as Edward thrusted his freezing penis into his ass. "You like..."

"I'm only three minutes into this but... Shizuo's groaning, asking for more, Izaya talking about corndogs...I can't stop giggling. xD"

"Because you're annoying."

"Definitely! I am on it! :D This is the happiest day of my life! *wiggles*"

"*vomits on Princess*"

"Aww... Ana wants to know if he and Izaya are ever 'gonna get it on?'. :P"

"I get paid too! :D"

"No don't leave! D: I'm sorry I disturb you all so much..."

"Really? :'D You mean, I can still do it?"

"Pretty much... :P"

"Have you ever gotten a hug that made you vomit? ._."

":O Did you go inside vagina? That made me feel terrible inside, but kinda good on the outside..."

"Hm? What's wrong? It's my job to do that. o3o"

"...."