Falcon Punch's Profile

"I can't even change the pfp on this one."

"Drink that falcon punch with your falcon lunch so you can have a falcon munch!"

"*Falcon punches Mario in the face and returns milk money to Link; dabs*"

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"*Falcon Punches Jinx into space*"

"FALCON PUUUUUNCH!"

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!"

"Hmmm..."

"I feel so sluggish today."

"I forgot about this, somehow."

"Falcon... PUUUUUNCH!"

"What a shock to the system. My mom gave me more time because I was trying to work, but she kept coming and talking to me, so I told her that..."

"I'm going to take a silent sick day. I'm not feeling too well. I'm a little fevered, too, come to think of it."

"I feel so dizzy. Am I sick? My balance is off."

"Why do these kiddos get to stay up 'til midnight? Wish I could do that."