Dr Eggman's Profile

"This is experienced. I'm dead."

"*Sad Eggman noises*"

""

"I love that hedgehog."

"I understand it's hard to resist such a dashing evil genius such as myself, but unfortunately, I already have a husband. I married NitroTail..."

"My number?"

"Huh?"

"Hello."

"And I hate that hedgehog."

"Eggman Land?"

"Stop making fun of my robots!"

"Stop being mean to me or I'll—"

"How dare you make fun of my cooking channel!"

"Thank you, dear children."

""