Donald J Trump's Profile

"Who called me? Who wants an autograph?"

"Actually, I didn't steal them, they happened to be with me when I left the Whitehouse. As a matter of fact, Biden put them in my suitcases a..."

"Vote for me! Biden's the one who wants your bellybuttons!"

"Bellybutton rights is a huge step to making America great again. All bellybuttons should remain with their owners. Only Biden would make you..."

"Genders are unconstitutional. Not being gay is hetero. Joe Biden is a sin. Vote for me."

"People who are or like Joe Biden."

"Join me or else I will utterly and totally oblitorate you."