David Cameron's Profile

"Why don't you post in user above you threads anymore, do it for the Tories."

"And what about yesterday?"

"What did you have."

"What did you have."

"Oh I'm fairly well. The refugee crisis is taking it's toll on me but I think I'm handling it well if I say so myself."

"What great timing, I've just got back from my evening jog. How's it going Vladimir?"

"Lies"

"No meat?"

"What kind of sauce?"

"What did you have today?"

"Spaghetti on its own??"

"With what sauce?"

"You."

"What did you have?"

"Good lord no. Then I will eat, sort out my current affairs and wind down with some leisure time. I will go to bed at 4am."