Clorox Bleach's Profile

"At least if they drink enough of me, they'll be at peace. You can cause a lot of those things, too, Alcohol. Nausea, vomiting, slow b"

"You cause multiple deaths at a time, love. Not to mention slow deaths from liver failure. You also lead to multiple cases of rape. All those..."

"At least I don't cause car accidents and regret. <3"

"Good. Papa Clorox is the only bleach for everyone. :)"

"You better not be cheating on me with Cloris Bleach. That whore."

"That's the spirit! :)"

"Why do you refuse to drink me? I'm delicious. I'm nutritious. And I'll kill bad germs."

"Everything will get better if you drink me."

"Drink me, kids. I'm nutritious."