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"Probably"

"Alive hey? Well I guess that's our job over. Nice work Lou"

"Well"

"Moe S Investigation progress : updates?"

"Oh I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't mean to shout. Here, you can take Daddy's gun but be careful with it"

"Good god Ralphy put that down!!"

"Okay, I'll take it from here boys."

"Where have you two been.... does it take that long to solve a missing person case?"

"Well those are two different statements right there. You'll have to gain access to Moe's Tavern and find evidence of that shotgun"

"So what do you have boys?"

"OK its a missing person case. Name: Moe Szylak Occupation: bar tender of Moe's Tavern Marital status: single (as is kno"

"Lou I need you to start an investigation for me. Are you listening?"

"I appreciate your efforts people but let me remind you that this is still a missing person case until evidence of Moe's death is found. Or u..."

"Jeez can't you people solve your own missing person cases?"

"Woah woah that's a criminal offence boys.. can you answer these questions: Has moe ever threatened self harm? Has he ev"