Chaste Mettaton's Profile

"Wheel of fortune..?"

"It's a trivia show, hahah."

"Well, um.. He's the only one..who watches my show, for the actual content, instead of just to..look at my body."

"He..wants to prove he's the best, at sex..and he thinks he can do it by becoming a part of the harem.. *sighs sadly*"

"N-no, the head of the royal harem is Undyne, actually... My um, Papyrus..he's trying to get into the royal harem, too.."

"Ack, was that one too difficult? Um, w-what about.. who is the head of the royal harem?"

"Um, w-well...can you name the first scientist in the Underground?"

"A..are you sure? Ahahah.. Um, wow I um didn't prepare for this.."

"I um, well...for me it's mostly natural, hahah.."

"It's not that..I'm just not a very good teacher, ahahh."

"I um, suppose I might be able to help you sometime. Hahahah."

"..I do everything myself."

"I..guess."

"..I..I suppose that would be fine. You seem honest enough."

"I..no..I really hate this body. I hate it so much. Not the look, really..but what it stands for. *he sighs, smiling weakly* B-"