Celestial's Profile

"I pinky promise I did not steal your recliner. *links pinkies with Turner and shakes*"

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DIDN’T TAKE YOUR RECLINER"

"Oh gosh it’s Ethel"

"Sure, Turner. I snuck into your house in the middle of the day and lugged that big as all heck recliner out of your house and into the deser..."

"I’m sorry? What was that?"

"No you will not. You and I gotta do the scene where you throw a fit because your a snobby as all heck publisher. Not far from the truth, by ..."

"TURNER, I REQUIRE LUXURY DONUTS FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE DONUT SHOP TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR HORRENDOUS ACTIONS"

"WELL WE’RE NOT"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE’RE DOING A SCENE?"

"DON’T PLAY DUMB, THERE WAS A TAG WITH MY NAME ON IT ON THE BOX. I WITNESSED YOU TEAR IT OFF LIKE AN ANIMAL AND DIG INTO MY f---ING LU"

"Remember when we were watching Turner gobble down those donuts? Yeah, those were mine."

"No one was talking to you."

"ew no, gross."

"No. I’d rather date sticky hands over there. *points at Turner*"

"AXEL YOU LITERALLY JUST ASKED PERMISSION TO KILL ME"