Bast's Profile

"...Should I just have someone who isn't 'scary' come talk to you? It seems like I'm not very effective."

"Please, kid. I will get on my knees and beg if I have to."

"You really are stubborn, huh? I think I might have to resort to knocking you out, which I don't want to."

"Actually, no. There's a friend of mine, Araminta, who's been depressed because she can't have kids. Soooo.. In order to cheer her up, I need..."

"*sighs* Fine. Kid, please come with me."

"How should I do that? I think cutting off his hands would be reasonable."

"I'll take the kid off your hands, if you don't mind."

"No can do, buddy. I like having my soul."