Official Todd-Assigned Skyrim Kin Quiz

hey, it's me, your best friend: Tungus Howard, creator of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the only game. as god an i are one and the same i have the ability to assign you a kin and i cannot be stopped.

after this i want you to log into steam and search for skyrim. i want you to buy it. then i want you to buy a vr headset. and then youll buy skyrim vr. you will do this. you have no choice. thank you for playing.

Created by: Todd Howard

Pick your major non-DLC guild of choice.
- College of Winterhold
- Dark Brotherhood
- Thieves' Guild
- Companions
What's your favorite "feature?"
- Being able to launch dragon corpses with little more than one Firebolt
- Guards that level with you to such a degree they're harder to kill than dragons
- Buggy decapitation physics
- Horses counting as witnesses
- The really moist tentacle sound effects in Apocrypha
- Disgustingly loud lightning magic sounds
- Followers, but only when they're terrible
- Stealth being the only viable playstyle
Your go-to playstyle when you don't already have a specific build in mind:
- Heavy armor, two-handed. You fear no man nor god.
- Mage, but only until you realize magic on its own isn't great
- Stealth abuse, often after failing magic
- Dual one-handed because you probably play on Legendary like a nerd
Pick a Daedric artifact, it probably won't kill you.
- Oghma Infinium
- Mehrune's Razor
- Azura's Star (Black Star, alternatively)
- Ring of Hircine
- Skull of Corruption
- Spellbreaker
- Skeleton Key
- Savior's Hide
Ideally, if you could choose to live anywhere in-game, where would you stay?
- I have never left the base of my main guild and if I go five seconds without hearing a guild member's dialogue I go insane
- Halfway to Hammerfell
- Some place at the edge of the map you'd never otherwise touch unless it was for a quest
- One of the planes of Oblivion
- Any ruin
- Out in the middle of god knows where as long as you never have to see an NPC near your home
- Still the cities but you get to use whatever building you want
- Helgen
Choose a favorite boss out of the following:
- Miraak
- Harkon
- Follower dialogue is more painful than any boss this god forsaken game has to offer
- Alduin
- Morokei
- Borgas
- Chickens, but like, the "getting away with it alive" part
- Mercer Frey
Congrats, you get to be Todd. Now change something.
- More marriageable furries
- Bonus fantasy discrimination because apparently it wasn't painful enough for you already
- Make magic builds less painful to pull off
- Hot vampire lord form
- Dateable dragons
- Make the Poisoned perk useful
- Everyone gets the guard voice
- Horse 2
Have you ever even TOUCHED the crafting system?
- Yes
- No
You get one (1) shout.
- Dragon Aspect (Mul Qah Diiv)
- Unrelenting Force (Fus Roh Dah)
- Fire Breath (Yor Toor Shul)
- Become Ethereal (Feim Zii Gron)
- Marked for Death (Krii Lun Aus)
- Throw Voice (Zel Mey Gut)
- Drain Vitality (Gaan Lah Haas)
- Whirlwind Sprint (Wuld Nah Kest)
Will you be buying Skyrim VR?
- Yes
- Absolutely
- Anything you want, Mr. Howard
- Please release Skyrim 2
Choose your fighter.
- Hey, you. You're finally awake.
- A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
- Miraak's "what?"
- Sweetroll for Fimmion
- Morrowind. Like not even the just game or location but just Morrowind as a concept altogether.
- Death twist animation
- I fight because I must.
- Dateable dragons, again

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