Knock Off-Um...Knock Off Store (Feat. Muff the Muffin)

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Me/K: This is my quiz with Muff the Muffin and all this Knock Off-I mean, AMAZING items that you can buy (Not Really, it trash anyway, save y'all money)

Me/K: These items are AWESOME, mainly Muff, he's the BEST one. Here are some words from him! Muff the Muffin: STAY MUFF! Me/K: *Cries happy tears* GLORIOUS!

Created by: Sonic Tails Lf
  1. Me/K: Hello, this is my new ad of my store called "Knock Off-Um...Knock Off!"
  2. Me/K: Have you ever read Cat in the Hat?
  3. Me/K: Well, even if you have or haven't, don't you think that the story could be better? Well, if so, you can buy MY new book, "The Cat Who Ate The Mat." It's SO unique and you'll LOVE it!
  4. Me/K: Have you ever wished that it wasn't so cold in your house? Well, buy my new product, The Firey-thingy!
  5. Me/K: With the Firey-thingy, all you need to do is press a button on it and there's a little fire!
  6. Me/K: Let's see what one of our buyers said about the Firey-thingy. Buyer: *House is on Fire and is running in circles* HELP! SOMEONE! SOMEONE! HE- Me/K: He looks like he's having fun *Smiles*
  7. Me/K: And now, our BEST product...
  8. Me/K: IS THIS! *Takes out Muffin* This isn't no ordinary muffin, it's a GREAT muffin!
  9. Me/K: This muffin ISN'T for eating, it's to have as a friend by your side FOREVER. Your a home, he'll be there. Your a school-he'll be there. Your a the par-he'll be there. Your at the danc-he'll be there. Your at-he'll be there.
  10. Me/K: His name is Muff the Muffin. Muff: Hello, I am dee best Muffin
  11. Me/K: He'll even help you with your homework. Muff, what's 2+2? Muff: 64. Me/K: Ain't he SO GOOD at math, maybe the best
  12. Me/K: He is GREAT with conversations too. Muff: Have you ever ate a door before?
  13. Me/K: Now, Muff will tell you a story that will help you in school. Muff: I saw a door, it was blue, than purple, I found green. Me/K: That was perfect
  14. Me/K: He can even YEET out the window with you! *YEETS Muff out the window* Window: *Shatters* Muff: *Flying in the air* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Lands in a bush*
  15. Me/K: The BEST part is that he has his own catchphrase! Muff: Stay Muff! Me/K: Ain't that neat, he is the best thing to have ever happened to people! Let's see what our buyers have to say. Sean:...please, get that thing away from me! You know what that thing does to people?! Me/K: *Grabs Camera and Zooms it into Muff's face* What did you do to this man? Muff: I Muff! Me/K:....Yeah, he's innocent, leave crazy man! Sean: *Runs*
  16. Me/K: Now, come get your Muff today, he is Muff. Muff: Muff! Me/K: That's all for today and REMEMBER, Muff will be there ALWAYS...BOI!!! Muff: And Stay Muff!
  17. Me/K: Now, come get your Muff today, he is Muff. Muff: Muff! Me/K: That's all for today and REMEMBER, Muff will be there ALWAYS...BOI!!! Muff: And Stay Muff!

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