Just How Trans Are You?

Have you ever wanted to know just how trans you are? Some have been known to achieve lofty, unparalleled heights but how will you fare? Let's find out together!

(Don't trust this quiz. I've been locked in the creator's basement for 3 months now. Please call help. The air is running out. The air is... run... ... ..)

Created by: Dr Trans

Select your favourite bean...
- Baked
- Kidney
- Black
- Green
- Sean
- Mr
An eldritch monstrosity leaps from the bushes, snarling and angry. You suddenly exclaim...
- "Yikes!"
- "Jeepers!"
- "Hadoken!"
- "Doggie!"
- "Carcosa!"
- "Jelly!"
You wake up in a bar. A person slides an object across the varnished surface in your direction. That object is...
- A flaming cocktail
- Coconut milk served in a coconut shell
- A severed hand
- A curling stone (the bar is very varnished)
- A mystical lamp
- A manilla envelope
A stranger says: "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" To which you reply...
- "Sure."
- "Nah, it's cool."
- "I am never alone."
- ""Careful, you could take someone's eye out."
- "Ok, but it's not cuz I like u or anything!"
- "..."
Select your favourite engine....
- Steam
- Internal Combustion
- Unreal
- Chaos
- Difference
- Draw
You are entered into an order of acetic monks. How did you get here?
- I came here of my own volition.
- In for a penny, in for a pound.
- I got a coupon in a cereal box.
- I infiltrated their order and soon it will be my pleasure dome.
- Ommm...
- Two trains, a boat, another train and then a bus.
This is question 7. How does that make you feel?
- Lucky
- Suspicious
- Aroused
- Questing
- Neutral
- Mortified
Select your favourite treat...
- Sweet
- Savoury
- Sour
- Trick or
- En
- Re
You wake up in a zombie apocalypse. A crowd of zombies are shambling towards you. What do you do?
- Run!
- Lose my s---
- Shoot outside of the screen
- Find a boat
- Go to the Wincester
- Try to escape but trip and fall over seemingly nothing
What advice would you give to others who are planning to take this quiz? (You can lie to me but do not lie to yourself)
- Think carefully about question 7
- Be free, beautiful creature
- Don't underestimate the power of this quiz... I was Cis before I took it.
- Illuminati confirmed
- I would not mire their perspective with my tactless windowdressing.
- Yolo

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