I'll Make You My Slave and Tell You What to Do
Life is hard when you don't know what to do with it. Perhaps you're bored. Perhaps you are stuck indoors. Perhaps you are searching for the meaning of life. Perhaps you just lost your job. Perhaps you hate your job.
Open yourself up, become my slave for a moment, and I will tell you what to do. By the time you get to the end of the quiz, you will not have regretted it.