I'll Make You My Slave and Tell You What to Do

Life is hard when you don't know what to do with it. Perhaps you're bored. Perhaps you are stuck indoors. Perhaps you are searching for the meaning of life. Perhaps you just lost your job. Perhaps you hate your job.

Open yourself up, become my slave for a moment, and I will tell you what to do. By the time you get to the end of the quiz, you will not have regretted it.

Created by: Cersei Lannister

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That creepy, little girl from The Ring just appeared. Deal with her now.
- Help! I need someone to calm me down!
- Hey girl, what is your schedule like? Free tomorrow, around 4pm?
- Miss, is that grease or some sort of hair product you're using?
- Oh poor thing. She must be starving!
- Let's prank that crazy mutha.
- I wonder where she is REALLY from.
- I've seen that stupid film more than once. Ugh.
- Hands pockets feathers lovers darling hundred under over shaman McKenzie drowning river stunner
The creepy girl just called you dirty. What did she probably mean by that?
- Do I have dirt in my fingernails?
- I'm a naughty little trash can, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.
Now touch one of my body parts.
- Thumb
- Hair
- Entire Hand
- Can I touch your brain?
Make me some food. What are you going to make me, slave?
- Anything? I don't know! I'm in a panic. Just tell me what to make. Help!
- A vegan quinoa thing?
- Let's just order pizza, shall we?
- I've had paper before. Do you like paper?
- I'll make you Misir Wot served with injera.
I think you took too long. Do you think you took too long?
- Yes, sorry
- No, not really?
My rottweiler appeared and is mad you didn't make him food. He can speak. He asks you to name him one of the following names:
- Bark Ruffalo
- Reginald
- Ben Dover
- Tamika
- Jorge
- Sanjeet
- Chewy
- Simon Howl
You've served me well enough for now. You know what time you'll have to be here tomorrow, right?
- 7am on the dot.
- Just name the time, and I'll be here.
- Wait, don't I live with you now?
- 9?
- MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG
- I'm nocturnal, so 10pmish?
That's exactly right. Now drink this red liquid and get out.
- It's a glass of blood.
- It's a glass of red wine.
- It's a glass of tomato sauce.
- It's a glass of Strawberry Sunkist soda.
- It's...ketchup? Is this a liquid?
Are you going to leave? I commanded you to leave.
- Yes, I will obey your command.
- No, I am your slave. I can't leave you.
Just clean my toes with your tongue then...
- Vomit. *Runs out*
- Lick lick lick lick lick.

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