How white are you?

Okay, so before anyone flags me as offensive, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE RACIST. I honestly don't give a rip about the shade of anyone's skin, so don't take it that way. I'm white myself, so quit getting butthurt about stuff I don't even mean.
So let's get into it I guess. This is a very short and simple quiz that I mainly just made to boost my status bar. I hope that borderline offensive stereotypes don't offend you, because they don't offend me. Have fun and please don't take anything personally.