How Telford are you?
"A town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of England. Many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there are hundreds of emos around as well outside the Telford courts. A very up-coming town that is always being developed every day.
If you walk through certain parts of the town like Woodside, Randlay, Dawley, Malinslee and many more and look the wrong way at a bunch of chavs you are likely to get stabbed!!" - Urban Dictionary