How Smart are you?
"This quiz is for smarties, and smart wannabes, the quizz will help you find out if you are the smartest person or among the dumbest, all you have to do is take this short quizz to find out."
"Are you smart? Are you REALLY smart? Would you like to find out? Just do this short quizz to fing out if you are a true blue smarty pance or as dumb as an ox."