How odd are you?
Sooo not only are you taking the time to take this quiz.. you are also reading the paragraphs! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Are you INSANE? Why would you WANT to read something? You need help.. like, BAD, man! Just take the friggin quiz!
You are STILL reading? You must be one of those READING people! *GASP* nooo. I thought they were only a myth! Well, you, good sir.. or lady whatever you are, must be on the brink of insanity. Get help before the trash cans start to look like candy canes.