How Mallgoth are you?

There are many kvlt people, but few true mallgoths. What is a Mallgoth? Someone who has an extraordinarily loud snort, has lowest common denominator intellect, and can see the world through an entirely novel point of view.

Are YOU a mallgoth? Do you have the kvtlness to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

Created by: arsalan
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Were you born with any deformities?
  2. Do you have a social disorder?
  3. You walk into an alley and see a man sitting in a corner with a bowl, begging for rice. You:
  4. Your ideal partner is:
  5. You are asked to name a Metal legend. You say:
  6. Your idea of a good time at the mall is:
  7. Double standards are:
  8. Do you snore?
  9. Are you tubby?
  10. Snort?

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