roboticulus
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Thread Topic: roboticulus
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Are we doing this or what?
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yeah sorry
Name: Kyle Mcduff
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Personality: Kyle is a large and in charge kinda guy. Hes the guy who always mans the minigun and LMGs in COD. Often, he can be found talking about how to kill a bear with your bear hands and how to arm a bears bare arms.
Kaiju: A 200 foot tall T-Rex with flame patteren skin and a jet black stomach. His eyes are pitch black and his teeth crimson red. He has a zebra-esq mane of fire from the to of his head to the lower areas of his neck. On his tail he has a seviper-like blade at the end which is also surrounded by fire.
Kaiju Name: Death Rex -
(Alright I'll start.)
Poe and a friend of his, Kyle, had just washed up on an island after the cruise ship they were on crashed, neither was consciences. -
Kyle was dreaming about wrestling a polar bear in the outback, being backed up by his personal kangaroo p---- . It was bad ass, and Kyle was winning this Polar VS man brawl.
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posse
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Poe finally woke up with a little sand and seawater in his mouth. He pushed himself up coughing. He saw some jungle in front of him and Kyle to his side. He shook him awake.
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Kyle was now uppercutting the arctic bear before he was shook awake. "Huh? What?" Kyle got up and brushed some sand and seaweed of his shirt. "The f--- happened man? Dude, is this a prank?"
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Poe said "The ship crashed and if I remember correctly we were hanging on for dear life on a peace of wreckage. Now we're lost on this island."
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Kyle shrugged and looked around with a defensive look on his face. "I w-wasnt hanging on for my life! I was actually doing pull-ups! Duh man!"
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Poe gave him an exasperated look and said "Really? How can you do pull-ups underwater? You know what never mind, you're answer probably won't be logical. Right now we need to find a fresh water stream and a source of food."
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Kyle mumbled something to himself before going off into the forest to find water. His boots would protect him from the rocky and dirty earth under him, but his camouflage jeans and just about every other part of him were waterlogged.
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Poe lead the way to search for water. About an hour in, loud booming sounds were heard. Poe said "Tell me that's your stomach."
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Kyle frowned. "Id say its the sound of me pumping some major iron, but my weights got lost with the ship man. What do you think it is?" He asked.
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Poe said "I don't know, but whatever it is it sounds big and I...." He stopped when he saw, above the trees, Godzilla. It unleashed it's legendary mighty roar.
(It should have told you we are allowed to use any of the kaiju from the Godzilla franchise.) -
lol niiice)
Kyle gawked as he saw the giant lizard. And in a taunting manner, he yelled "Oh my god! Its godzirra!", making fun of an asians stereotypical accent.
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