Heyheyhey
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"I broke your nose at a mosh pit" AU
I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital AU
You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled Drive! AU
You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend AU
You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver AU
We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame AU
I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh sorry AU
Youre the b------ who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me AU
I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time Im going to stuff it down your throat AU
You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friends house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so were good AU
My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and Im unsure of how to react to that AU
You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks AU
This is a five-hour-long plane ride, were sitting together and youre deathly afraid of flying AU
I want a gay soap based off one of these.
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