Steam Adventures
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Thread Topic: Steam Adventures
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"Really?!" He sounded surprised and jumped back in front of him. He held up his hands, neck height. "Kids...What do kids have?" He riddled him.
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"...hands?" Niko replied obliviously, looking thoroughly baffled by his friend's gestures.
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He dropped his hands and looked down. Almost as if he gave up. "Hot. Moms."
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Niko waited a moment before he burst out laughing. "Honestly, Finn..." He hated to admit, but he was right. Very very right.
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"Now ya understand! Experienced M-I-L-F-S dude. But you can't just get any MILF you have to life, pick her according to her offsprings age. If the kid is young, chances are the mom is young. But it's better to look out for the older kids. Like around 10. She'd be experieNCED!" He said the last letters loudly.
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Niko continued to laugh hysterically, a bit disturbed but very amused. "Alright then," He waved a hand in a sweeping gesture at the crowded store. "Who would you go for?" Niko's eyes caught a pretty young woman with short brown hair, following an excited little boy around as he admired the golden clockwork frogs that actually jumped.
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He stood back beside Niko again. Looking around for any spicy mothers. He saw a nice black haired one. It went down to her waist, she was pretty short but damn did she have a big butt and perky breast. Her son was pretty young, despite the mother appearing in her late thirties or early fourties. He placed a hand on Nikos shoulder and leaned closer, he didn't want to point so it was better to get him to look in the same direction. "That one." He whispered.
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Niko raised an eyebrow and smiled slightly in approval. But then his face fell a bit. "If she's married?"
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"Hey." He grinned. "Housewives get lonely too." He chuckled a bit.
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Niko chuckled again before sauntering over, a kind and somewhat playful grin plastered onto his face. "Looking for anything?" Her asked the woman, leaning towards her a bit.
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Finn crossed his arms and frowned. The woman turned her head to him. "Yes." She turned her whole body to him. Indeed she was pretty short but what a cutie. "Do you have any toy dogs by any chance?"
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Niko stood quite abut taller than the woman, but her figure was nice, and her short stature made her attractive in a cute sort of way. "Sure do, m'am, right this way."
He walked right beside her to the large shelf full of various metal canines. -
She followed him, the heels she wore clacked against the wood floor. Her son of course skipped behind. His eyes lit up when he saw all the mechanical dogs. Ranging from different breeds. A begal one caught his eye. "Oh! Can I get this one, mommy?" She smiled. "Sure, Ethan." She looked at the taller male. Smiling. "Thank you so much."
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"You're welcome," He replied sweetly, lifting the toy off the shelf and handing it to the little boy. "Actually, consider the beagle a gift. No charge." He winked at the mother. "Remember, if you ever need anything else, I'm always here."
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She flashed him a smile again. She placed her hands on her son's shoulder. "Tell the nice man thank you." Ethan beamed up at him with happiness. "Thank you!" The mother took out a small stack of sticky notes from her pocket. She also has a pen. With it, she wrote her number on it and gave it to the man. Then winked back.
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