I have a soap idea
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Thread Topic: I have a soap idea
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Let me take you through the average Warp travel procedure.
The Captain calls down to prep the ship for Warp expedition. At that time 12,000 slaves who have never seen the outside of the work galley begin shoveling the dead bodies of the previous workers into a massive furnace along with whatever hard fuel source they have in storage, like a brutal Mr Fusion. A field of pure psychic FUCK YOU is generated around the ship and the blinded, mentally traumatized man inside a metal egg begins screaming unendingly as he charts a course through the Warp, which is basically a giant ocean of pure emotion in which Unnamed Ones lounge around and fuck with humanity by the luxury of simply existing. The ship then plows into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy Throne the Astropath doesn't accidentaly get you lost, become possessed by a Demon, or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the void shields even flicker on the 8000 year old vessel (which no one actually understands completely how to work) Demons made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl in to our reality and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul aboard. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the human victims will be witnessing would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode.
Mission clock says they were only in the Warp for 5 days. It was 17 months for everyone onboard. They also missed their destinations by a couple of solar systems and 8/10ths of the crew is dead.
The captain turns to his bridge staff and pops the cork on a vitage stock of Champagne and salutes another successful Warp Jump.
Welcome to the 41 millennia.
Make your character. We begin Warp travel soon.
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I thought this would be an epic original idea.
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Barberbob?! What is this really about?
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