Chuck Norris vs god
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Thread Topic: Chuck Norris vs god
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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LoL
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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LoL
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Black holes are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks stars in the face.
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LoL
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Chuck Norris bought a broken up pickup truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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OMG LOL!!!!!!
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LOL
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Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Lol
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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LOL!
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