weird thought
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Thread Topic: weird thought
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did jesus ever jack off???
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yes...
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if suposedly he was a virgin he had to do something in his spare time...
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which is funny, because modern christianity frowns at doing that.
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tongue NewbieModern Christianity also frowns on sex out of wedlock, but that didn't stop Jesus from loving up Mary Magdalene. Also Jesus was almost certainly mentally insane and was a bum living on the street, so yeah he probably rubbed out a few.
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haha! nice one tongue
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No nope nopedy nope nope nope nopedy nope. Loving up on someone outside of marriage is a sin. Jesus was perfect and did not have any sin.
Tongue check your sources next time!!! Jesus didnt have any kids with any body.
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well ive sined like 3 times
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about to be 4 by the end of this summer
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and he could have had kids they probably just threw it in a dumpster, lol prom night dumpster baby!
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@sapphire- So youve sinned three times. Almost four. Can i ask you to do something? Ok, Ask yourself, "Why am i doing this?"
Does it make you feel better. Is it just enjoyable? Answer and then i can say some more stuff about where im going with this.
Oh and Jesus didnt have any kids because then he would have sinned. He was perfect. -
well the first time was with this totaly dickwad the second time was with my ex girlfriend jennette and the third time was also with jennette i hope the fourth will be with tyler
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Ha!
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y does wat we do in life matter we're just gunna end up dead six feet under while maggots eat away at our bodies
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They will bite your dick. Slit her throat, f--- the wound,
you screaming as she chokes on your dick and her own blood , drowning her,
once shes dead eat the pineal gland, the adrenal gland and as much of the adrenochrome as you can.
Repeat as often as you feel necessary.
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