Maybe we were mistaken the whole time.

Thread Topic: Maybe we were mistaken the whole time.

RainInTheShadows Senior

9 years ago

So I was getting buttf---ed by Satan last night and I can 100% say Hell is better than Heaven. God doesn't even have a dick. He's got an a--hole and some cow utters. It's awkward.
Slim_t Senior

9 years ago

youre too skinny to get buttf---ed by anyone
Girl_Almighty Experienced

9 years ago

w o w

W O W
MyEternalRage Experienced

9 years ago

you're right ;-;
Swimmagurl Newbie

9 years ago

Wow. Seriously, guys? No. God is not gay. God loves everybody in a Fatherly way, and nobody in a romantic way. God is above romance. He created it, He does not indulge in it. You all need to think before you post things like this.

Of COURSE God has a penis. Adam was created in God's image, and Eve was a slightly altered version. God does not have cow udders. Read the book of Genesis.
CatHeph Junior

9 years ago

God is gay as me.
DaughterOfApollo Hot Shot

9 years ago

Since when does God not have cow udders?
Kish Expert

9 years ago

God created man and woman in his own image so he either has both or none whatsoever no such thing as an altered version because then women are not created in God's image
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Slim_t Senior

9 years ago

no god created adam in his own image. he created eve from adams rib bone

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